Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama is missing a finger and can’t count past nine.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.