Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama is missing a finger and can’t count past nine.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.