Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.