Waiter, I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.I’m sorry, sir, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?
Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir
Waiter, what is this stuff?That’s bean salad sir.I know what it’s been, but what is it now?
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Don’t worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get ’em.
Waiter, I can’t seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!No sir, that’s a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.
Waiter, your tie is in my soup!That’s all right, sir, it’s not shrinkable.
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!Waiter: Don’t worry, Sir, it’s not that hot!
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.”Are you crazy?” yelled the customer, “with your hand on my steak?””What” answers the waiter, “You want it to fall on the floor again?”
Waiter: “Tea or coffee, gentlemen?”1st customer: “I’ll have tea.”2nd customer: “Me, too – and be sure the glass is clean!”(Waiter exits, returns)Waiter: “Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?”
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog’s legs?Certainly, Sir!Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!” The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
