Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?Waiter: Probably learning to read.
“Waiter, waiter,there’s a hand in my soup.” “That’s not your soup, sir, that’s your finger bowl.”
Customer: Why does your sign say “Fine Dining”?Waiter: We can dream, can’t we?
Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass?Waiter: It scares away the flies.
Waiter, waiter! There’s a wasp in my dessert. So that’s where they go to in the winter.
Customer: Why doesn’t this restaurant have any specials?Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today.Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.
Waiter: These are the best eggs we’ve had for years.Diner: Well, bring me some you haven’t had around for that long.
How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?None, a burned out bulb can’t catch a waiter’s eye.
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Don’t worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get ’em.
Waiter, I can’t seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?
