Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Keep it down sir, or they’ll all be wanting one.
And how did you find your steak sir?Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Its OK, Sir, there’s no extra charge!
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Couldn’t be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!Sorry sir, maybe I’ve forgotten it when I removed the other three.
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.
Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup!Then we’ve served you too much soup, the fly should be wading
Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup!Yes sir, it’s the hot water that kills them.
Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup!What do you expect for $1 – a live one?
