Customer: This fish isn’t as good as what I ordered here last month.Waiter: That’s funny. It’s from the same fish.
Diner: Waitress, the portions are getting smaller.Waiter: It’s just an optical illusion. It’s just that the restaurant has been enlarged.
Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .
Customer: Waiter, I can’t eat this meal.Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me.Customer: I don’t have a fork.
Diner: What’s wrong with these eggs I ordered?Waiter: Don’t ask me. I only laid the table.
Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup.Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.
Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty?Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It’s nothing but skin and bones.Waiter: Would you like the feathers, too?
Patron: Didn’t you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe?Waiter: Yes, and that’s why they are the late heads of Europe.
Waiter, waiter! There’s a mosquito in my soup. Don’t worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !
