What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?A long necked toothbrush !
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?He always liked to make a stink!
What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?A creature that stinks to high heaven!
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?Yak the Ripper
What is the feeling that you’ve smelled a certain skunk before?Deja phew!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?A bird that stinks but doesn’t give a hoot!
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?He stank to the bottom of the pool!
