Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?He prawned everything !
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies!
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I’ll get you next slime!
A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise said, “I think it’s going to rain. Junior, will you pop home and fetch my umbrella?” So off went junior for Father’s umbrella, but three days later he still hadn’t returned. “I […]
