What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?Isaiah!

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?When its spray pump is out of order!

What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas’ sleigh and is made of cement?I don’t know.A reindeer!What about the cement?I just threw that in to make it hard.

Did you hear the joke about the skunk?Never mind, it stinks!

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?Just a phew!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?A stinkasaurus!

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?It raises a stink!

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

What’s a skunk’s favourite game in school?Show and smell!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?A smell that keeps coming back!

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?A big stinker!

What’s a skunk’s philosophy of life?Eat, stink and be merry!