What’s black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies!
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I’ll get you next slime!
When should you feel sorry for a skunk?When its spray pump is out of order!
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas’ sleigh and is made of cement?I don’t know.A reindeer!What about the cement?I just threw that in to make it hard.
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?He got cut off without a scent!
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?A long necked toothbrush !
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?He always liked to make a stink!
What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?A creature that stinks to high heaven!
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
