What’s black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies!
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I’ll get you next slime!
How are skunks able to avoid danger?By using their instinks and common scents!
What’s the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?They’re both brown, except the snowball.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?Pingu-Pong!
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?Isaiah!
When should you feel sorry for a skunk?When its spray pump is out of order!
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas’ sleigh and is made of cement?I don’t know.A reindeer!What about the cement?I just threw that in to make it hard.
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?He got cut off without a scent!
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?A long necked toothbrush !
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?He always liked to make a stink!
