Various animal jokes
2 May , 2015
Why did the whale like the diver?Because he had flippers!
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?Shark absorbers!
What kind of whale flies?Pilot whales!
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!
Why did the gray whale go on a diet?Because he wasn’t a Fin whale!
Where do sharks come from?Sharkago!
What’s at the end of Moby Dick?A whale of a time!
What’s the favourite flavour of sharks?Shark-o-late!
What kind of sharks make good carpenters?Hammerheads!
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !
What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark’s mouths?Lefty!
How does a group of dolphin’s make a decision?Flipper coin!
