If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?Jawbreakers!
What’s wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !
What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)
What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !