Funny Various animal jokes - Page 4

Various animal jokes

What do you call someone who s…

2 May , 2015  

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark’s mouths?Lefty!

Various animal jokes

What does an octopus wear on a…

2 May , 2015  

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?A coat of arms!

Various animal jokes

If a hungry shark is after you…

2 May , 2015  

If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?Jawbreakers!

Various animal jokes

What’s wet and wiggly and says…

2 May , 2015  

What’s wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.

Various animal jokes

Why did a gambler scare everyo…

2 May , 2015  

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?He was a card shark!

Various animal jokes

What does an octopus take on a…

2 May , 2015  

What does an octopus take on a camping trip?Tentacles!

Various animal jokes

Are shellfish warm? No they’re…

2 May , 2015  

Are shellfish warm? No they’re clammy!

Various animal jokes

What does a squid sheriff form…

2 May , 2015  

What does a squid sheriff form?An octoposse!

Various animal jokes

What lives in the ocean, is gr…

2 May , 2015  

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !

Various animal jokes

Who was the most famous pirate…

2 May , 2015  

Who was the most famous pirate octopus?Captain Squid!

Various animal jokes

What kind of noise annoys an o…

2 May , 2015  

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

Various animal jokes

What’s an octopuses favourite …

2 May , 2015  

What’s an octopuses favourite latin saying?Squid pro quo!