What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.

What does Dracula say to his victims? It’s been nice gnawing you.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back.

Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business.

One vampire to the other : ” Let’s go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner”!

Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ?It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, ‘Who’s a pretty boy then ?’!

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?He cut all his fingers off !

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?The girl necks door.

Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they’re always out for blood!

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!

Why did the vampire go to hospital?He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton.