Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?The girl necks door.

Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they’re always out for blood!

Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!

What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?It wanted to play squash.

What’s pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire.

What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.

What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.

What does Dracula say to his victims? It’s been nice gnawing you.

What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!

What do vampires have at eleven o’clock every day?A coffin break.

Where did vampires go to first in America? New-fang-land.