What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?He cut all his fingers off !

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?The girl necks door.

Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they’re always out for blood!

Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!

What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?It wanted to play squash.

What’s pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire.

What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.

What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.

When he’s out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat?The Happy Biter.

What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!

What do vampires have at eleven o’clock every day?A coffin break.