How is a rabbit like a plum? They’re both purple, except for the rabbit.
Lara Rabbit: Do you think that’s Sophie’s natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.
My friend is nuts. He thinks he’s Bugs Bunny. But I’m positive he isn’t. How do you know he isn’t? Because I am.
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?Look for gray hares.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?It was won by a hare!
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?It had a lot of hare pins!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?He’s the Easter Bungee!
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?It was an inn-grown hare!
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why?The rabbit had two b’s already.
Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: I’ll tell you when you’re older. Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now. Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician’s hat.
