How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she’s running out of the woods.
How is a rabbit like a plum? They’re both purple, except for the rabbit.
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?Look for gray hares.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?It was won by a hare!
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?It had a lot of hare pins!
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why?The rabbit had two b’s already.
Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: I’ll tell you when you’re older. Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now. Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician’s hat.
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?He’s the Easter Bungee!
