How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she’s running out of the woods.
How is a rabbit like a plum? They’re both purple, except for the rabbit.
Lara Rabbit: Do you think that’s Sophie’s natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?Look for gray hares.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?It was won by a hare!
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?It had a lot of hare pins!
Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: I’ll tell you when you’re older. Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now. Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician’s hat.
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?He’s the Easter Bungee!
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?It was an inn-grown hare!
