What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?Rabbit up nicely, it’s a gift!
How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?Look for gray hares.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?It was won by a hare!
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?It had a lot of hare pins!
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why?The rabbit had two b’s already.
Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: I’ll tell you when you’re older. Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now. Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician’s hat.
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?He’s the Easter Bungee!
