Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I’m all out of carrots. What should I do? Friend: Don’t worry; be hoppy!
Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe he’s eating your lettuce.
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?Thistle have to do!
How do you know when there’s a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?Rabbit up nicely, it’s a gift!
How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.
