Rabbit jokes
5 Jan , 2014
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.
What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ?Warren !
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?Wheelburrows!
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?A dumb bunny.
What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
What do rabbits put in their computers?Hoppy disks!
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?Deviled eggs!
What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?Thistle have to do!
How do rabbits get to work?By rabbit transit!