Rabbit jokes
5 Jan , 2014
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?A dumb bunny.
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?A yeaster bunny!
What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.
What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
What do rabbits put in their computers?Hoppy disks!
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?Deviled eggs!
How do you make a rabbit fast? Don’t feed it.
How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting.
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she’s running out of the woods.