What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.

What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ?Warren !

What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?Wheelburrows!

What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.

What do rabbits put in their computers?Hoppy disks!

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?Deviled eggs!

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.

What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.

What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?Thistle have to do!