What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone’s forehead?Unsightly facial hare!

What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.

What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.

What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.

What do rabbits put in their computers?Hoppy disks!

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?Deviled eggs!

Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.

Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I’m all out of carrots. What should I do? Friend: Don’t worry; be hoppy!

Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe he’s eating your lettuce.