What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?Click Whittington

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?Click Jagger.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?Andrew Lloyd Webber.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?Oh give it arrest.

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?The Site-anic.

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?Spotted click

What do you put in a www.ashing machine?Net curtains!

Why do you think your report should be on the net?Because my marks are all ‘E’s.

You’re a big Internet fan aren’t you?Yes – it’s becoming a habit!

You’re a big internet fan, arn’t you?Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!

Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer’s disk drive?Pupil: To keep vampires off the InternetTeacher: But there aren’t any vampires on the InternetPupil: See? It works, doesn’t it?