What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing?The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

What surfs the Internet and goes, ‘Choo, Choo’?Thomas the Search Engine.

You need to log on to the window repair website!I did – but it gave me a pane!

I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!Don’t you mean netsurfing?No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!

How do nuns surf the web? On the Hymnternet.

How are you getting on with the Internet?Surf far, so good.

Where is Pinocchio’s website?On the splinternet.

Who has the best website in the jungle?The Onlion King.

Who runs the 100 acre wood website?www.innie the pooh.

Who started the campfire website?Some bright spark.

Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?I can’t help it, I’m hooked.

What did you think of our website?A little bit tacky.