You’re a big internet fan, arn’t you?Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!
Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer’s disk drive?Pupil: To keep vampires off the InternetTeacher: But there aren’t any vampires on the InternetPupil: See? It works, doesn’t it?
Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?They never want to log off.
Why was the skeleton using the Internet?To bone up on his schoolwork.
I use the internet to tell me what the weather’s like.How do you do that?I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it’s raining!
Since you’ve discovered the Internet, you don’t pay any attention to me!Who said that?
So what exactly can I learn on the Internet?Anything you like – it can even teach you to talk like an Indian.How?See? It’s working already.
Teacher: Don’t forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions.Pupil: It’s not the questions I have trouble with, it’s the answers.
Teacher: What are the four elements?Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet.Teacher: What do you mean the Internet?Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I’m on the Net, I’m in my element.
What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?Anything you like, they’re not listening to you anyway.
