The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple’s house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. “What are you doing?” the mother-in-law asked. “I am waiting for my husband to come home from work.” the daughter-in-law replied. “Why are you naked?” asked the […]
A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family’s 6 year old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She […]
A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the woman hands over the […]
A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business. […]
What’s the best way to increase the size of your bank balance? Look at it through a magnifying glass.
A man went in to the bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans. ‘I’m sorry, sir,’ said a cashier, ‘the loan arranger is out to lunch.’ ‘Can I speak to Tonto, then?’ asked the man.
Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, it’s not broken, the battery’s flat. Well, what shape should it be?
Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide.
It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each other’s shadow.
Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt?Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.
Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to shoot the witness.
