Freda: Boys whisper they love me.Fred: Well, they wouldn’t admit it out loud, would they?
How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
My brother’s looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he can’t find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.
Sharon: I’m so homesick.Sheila: But this is your home!Sharon: I know and I’m sick of it.
What did the painter say to her boyfriend?”I love you with all my art!”
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?He gives it a valenshine!
An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland. Cresting the top of one hill, they see, on top of the next, a black sheep. The engineer says: “What do you know, the sheep in Scotland are black.” “Well, *some* of the sheep in Scotland are […]
A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all the work. Then one day two of the monks, who had been discussing the problem, suggested they open a fish and chips stand down on the highway, right […]
