Freda: Boys whisper they love me.Fred: Well, they wouldn’t admit it out loud, would they?

What do you call an amorous insect?The love bug.

What did one amorous flea say to the other?I love you aw-flea.

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

What do lovesick owls say when it’s raining?Too-wet-to-woo.

My brother’s looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he can’t find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.

Sharon: I’m so homesick.Sheila: But this is your home!Sharon: I know and I’m sick of it.

My teacher loves me – she puts kisses against all my sums.

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?”I love you with all my art!”

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?He gives it a valenshine!

The garbage men were just about to leave the street when a girl came running out of the house carrying some cardboard boxes.’Am I too late for the garbage ?’ she called.’No,’ replied one of the men, ‘jump right in !’

What’s a cow’s favourite love song?When I fall in love , it will be for heifer.