What has four legs and see just as well from either end?A horse with his eyes closed!

What is a horse’s favourite sport?Stable tennis!

What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball.

What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours

What is a jockey’s motto?Put your money where your mount is!

What is a thespian pony?A little horse play!

What is horse sense?Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!

What goes “Clip”?A one legged horse!

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?Two bits!

What equine likes to cut in line?A sawhorse!

What duo were famous for stealing horses?Bonnie and Clydesdale!

What do you call the horse than lives next door?A neighbour!