If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ?Slippers !

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?She left him out in the sun too long.

What is a ghost favorite fruit ?Boonanaa !

Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.

Knock knockWho’s there?Banana.Banana who?Knock knockWho’s there?Banana.Banana who?Knock knock Who’s there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say banana ?

Why don’t bananas snore? Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Knock KnockWho’s there !Banana !Banana who ?Banana split so ice creamed !

Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don’t know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.

Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!