Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.
Knock knockWho’s there?Banana.Banana who?Knock knockWho’s there?Banana.Banana who?Knock knock Who’s there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say banana ?
Why don’t bananas snore? Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Knock KnockWho’s there !Banana !Banana who ?Banana split so ice creamed !
Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it’s all right. I know what’s inside.
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ?A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don’t know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.
