Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.

Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go to school today?Little Banana: Because I didn’t peel well.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.

What would you call two banana skins ?A pair of slippers.

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

They’re not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they’re long enough already.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?”You have a lot of appeal.”

What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?Cut it in half.

What’s yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?You can only peel (peal) the banana once.