Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it’s a nappy time.

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.

How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn’t take it far enough into the woods.

Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. “

Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

What was the policeman’s baby’s first words ?Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !

Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn’t push the pram – she pulled it.

What does a baby computer call his father?Data.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.