Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don’t think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin

When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn’t he have an L-plate?

What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.

Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that’s the tenth one I’ve given you tonight! Yes, but the baby’s bedroom is still on fire.

Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.

What was the policeman’s baby’s first words ?Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !

Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn’t push the pram – she pulled it.

What does a baby computer call his father?Data.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.