Who is bigger – Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger’s baby? Mrs Bigger’s baby, because he’s a little Bigger.
Q: What’s brown and in a baby’s diaper? A: Michael Jackson’s hand !!
Do you like your new baby sister? She’s all right. Do you play with her? No, and we can’t even send her back because she’s been here more than 28 days.
Q: What’s pink and red and can’t turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.
Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn’t push the pram – she pulled it.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.
