What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love…. !

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?A cry for Alp !

How does a baby ghost cry?”Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!”

Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby can’t carry the mother.

I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn’t say whether it’s a boy or girl. So I don’t know if I’m an uncle or an aunt.

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they can’t dress themselves.

Cry Baby – by Liza Weeping

Do you like your new baby sister? She’s all right. Do you play with her? No, and we can’t even send her back because she’s been here more than 28 days.

Q: What’s pink and red and can’t turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.

Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant’s milk. Whose baby was it? The elephant’s!