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Two hikers are out hiking. All…
Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them.They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first hiker gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.The second hiker says, “What are you doing?”The first responds, “I figure when the […]
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Funny Racist jokes – Chris Rock
Funny Racist jokes with Chris Rock.
The Most Offensive Jokes Ever
The Most Offensive Jokes Ever. 7 and a half minutes of 23 pure filthy jokes.
“I can’t believe it,” said the…
“I can’t believe it,” said the tourist. “I’ve been here an entire week and it’s done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?” “Well, that’s hard to say,” replied the local. “Last year, it was on a Wednesday.”
A client called in inquiring a…
A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, “Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?”
Joan, who was rather well-prop…
Joan, who was rather well-proportioned, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She’d hardly begun when […]
Two Yanks touring London in a …
Two Yanks touring London in a taxi. What is that asked one of the Yank’s. Why that is Buckingham Palace answered the taxi driver. Well you should see the states we have much bigger houses over there, and that. That is the Post Office Tower. Oh our towers are much bigger. This went on for […]
Where do werewolves stay when …
Where do werewolves stay when they’re on vacation? At the Howliday Inn!
Why did Mickey Mouse take a tr…
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?He wanted to find Pluto !
What do you get if you cross a…
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ? The Baaahaaamaaas !
