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Various animal jokes

Why is polar bear cheap to hav…

17 Nov , 2014  

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !

Various animal jokes

What’s a teddy bears favourite…

17 Nov , 2014  

What’s a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy !

Various animal jokes

What is a bear’s favourite dri…

17 Nov , 2014  

What is a bear’s favourite drink ? Koka-Koala !

Various animal jokes

Why was the little bear so spo…

17 Nov , 2014  

Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda’d to its every whim !

Various animal jokes

What do you call a big white b…

17 Nov , 2014  

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ? A polo bear !

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Why do polo bears like bald me…

17 Nov , 2014  

Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !

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How do you start a teddy bear …

17 Nov , 2014  

How do you start a teddy bear race ? Ready, teddy, go !

Various animal jokes

What do polar bears have for l…

17 Nov , 2014  

What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !

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What do you get if you cross a…

17 Nov , 2014  

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !

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What’s yellow, comes from Peru…

17 Nov , 2014  

What’s yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear’s forgotten cousin !

Various animal jokes

What do you get if you cross a…

17 Nov , 2014  

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ? Winnie the Pooh !

Various animal jokes

There’s a guy who’s hiking in …

17 Nov , 2014  

There’s a guy who’s hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree.The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away.So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear returns, and this time […]