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Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.
Monster: I’ve got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why don’t you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.
Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.
What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.
What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!
After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, andinsane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, I stopped at atoy store to pick up a gift for my son. I brought my selection – a baseball bat – to the cash register. “Cash or charge?” the clerk asked.”Cash,” I snapped. Then, apologizing for […]
One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughterand beeped his car horn by mistake.She turned and looked at him for an explanation.He said, “I did that by accident.”She replied, “I know that, daddy.”He replied, “How’d you know?”The girl said, “Because you didn’t say ‘ASSHOLE!’ afterwards!”
A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they were stopped at a stop light, the driver of the truck would jump out of the cab with a big stick and bang on the side of the cargo bay. He’d then jump back into the cab in time to […]
