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Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.
Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike?A: Both aren’t as successful when they’re not on grass.
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None–He’ll only promise “change.”
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Two–One to promise he’ll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?”Looks like rein dear”
Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?A: He’s the stiff one.
Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
