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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?Yak the Ripper

What is a chameleon’s motto ? A change is as good as a rest !

Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area !

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !

What’s the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !

What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls ? Reptiles !

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

Did you hear the joke about the skunk?Never mind, it stinks!

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?Just a phew!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?A stinkasaurus!

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?It raises a stink!