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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies!
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I’ll get you next slime!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?Something that stinks and stings!
How are skunks able to avoid danger?By using their instinks and common scents!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?Pingu-Pong!
When should you feel sorry for a skunk?When its spray pump is out of order!
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?He got cut off without a scent!
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?He always liked to make a stink!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?A creature that stinks to high heaven!
What is the feeling that you’ve smelled a certain skunk before?Deja phew!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?A bird that stinks but doesn’t give a hoot!
