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I’ve been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What’s that? It’s a dance for people who hate each other.
Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?Because the top said, “Twist to open.”
What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ?The dance of the sugar plump fairy !
What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.
What animals are poor dancers?Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.
Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!
