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Doctor these pills you gave me for BO…What’s wrong with them?They keep slipping out from under my arms!
Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.Don’t worry it’s just a chain reaction!
Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I’m a beeBuzz off can’t you see I’m busy?
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!Stick your foot out and trip it up!
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m suffering from Deja Vu!Didn’t I see you yesterday?
Doctor, Doctor I’ve got wind! Can you give me something?Yes – here’s a kite!
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a bell?Take these and if it doesn’t help give me a ring!
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?Use a pencil till I get there
Question: What’s the major cause of divorce? Answer: Once is not enough.
Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None, the sockets go with the house.
Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for a divorce from her husband in 1949 on grounds of desertion. She testified he’d stepped out “for a beer” on the Fourth of July, 1917, and had never come back.
A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself.”Sorry, he doesn’t live here anymore, we’re divorced!”Next day, the guy does the same thing with the same results.He does this everyday for a week, and finally his ex-wife realizes who it is that keeps calling. “Look, Bozo! We’re divorced! Finito! […]
