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What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.
How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa’s elves during the off-season.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!
What’s red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs
What’s big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!
Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket?He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal? They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!
Why do we paint Easter eggs?Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!
What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?It took ears off his life!
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?The Easter Blarney!
Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket?I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!
