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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?Hop suey!
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
What’s the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?One’s a hare-head and the other’s an air-head!
A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheeper!
What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes “hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM”? The Easter Elephant.
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics.
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it’s always on a sundae!
How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!
