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What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?I don’t know, I wasn’t invited !
What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy’s tomb indicate ?The registration of the car that ran him over !
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have ‘the’ as their middle names !
What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.
What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?A knight light
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren’t ready yet. Until they are, I can send you back to Earth as whatever you want to be.” “Great!” said the first guy, “I want to be an eagle soaring above beautiful scenery!” “No problem,” […]
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed.For example, was the man religious in life? Attend church? No? St. Peter told him that’s bad.Was he generous? give money to the poor? Charities? No? […]
What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ?A year older on his birthday !
Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?Must have been a duck family A duck family ?Didn’t you say there was a quack in it !
