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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?Your spinning me a yarn here !
QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey.
What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
How do you spot a modern spider ?He doesn’t have a web he had a website !
What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?I’m not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !
