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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito? Because an itch in time saves nine.
What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?Fancy a bite?
Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, “You bite him ? I’m driving.”
Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.
What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, “OK, who moved my dog?”
