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Mouse jokes

What is a mouse’s favorite rec…

27 Apr , 2013  

What is a mouse’s favorite record ? ‘Please cheese me’ !

Mouse jokes

What have 12 legs, six eyes, t…

27 Apr , 2013  

What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see ? Three blind mice !

Mouse jokes

What do rodents say when they …

27 Apr , 2013  

What do rodents say when they play bingo ? ‘Eyes down for a full mouse’ !

Mouse jokes

What squeaks as it solves crim…

27 Apr , 2013  

What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !

Mouse jokes

What’s a mouse’s least favorit…

27 Apr , 2013  

What’s a mouse’s least favorite record ? What’s up Pussycat !

Mouse jokes

Why do mice need oiling ? Beca…

27 Apr , 2013  

Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !

Mouse jokes

How do you save a drowning mou…

27 Apr , 2013  

How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

Mouse jokes

Where do hamsters come from ? …

27 Apr , 2013  

Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !

Monster jokes

What monster flies his kite in…

27 Apr , 2013  

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?Benjamin Frankenstein

Monster jokes

What’s a monsters favorite pla…

27 Apr , 2013  

What’s a monsters favorite play?Romeo and Ghouliet

Mouse jokes

Who has large antlers, a high …

27 Apr , 2013  

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !

Monster jokes

What kind of monster is safe t…

27 Apr , 2013  

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?-A wash and wear wolf