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Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, “Your […]
Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.
A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, “When I grow up, I want to be a musician.”The dad says, “I am sorry — can’t have it both ways.”
Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: “Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet”
A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, “May I please see your permit?” I don’t have one,” confessed the musician. “In that case, you’ll have to accompany me.””Splendid!” exclaimed the musician. “What shall we sing?”
1st man: “My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o’clock this morning!”2nd man: “Did they wake you?”1st man: “Nah….I was up playing my bagpipes.”
Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor.
Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!
