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Old age jokes

One day, a grandpa and his gra…

27 Apr , 2013  

One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing. The young one is really good and the old one is just giving him tips. They are on hole 8 and there is a tree in the way and the grandpa says, “When I was your age, I would hit the ball right over that tree.” […]

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A grandmother was telling her …

27 Apr , 2013  

A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: “We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods.”The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this […]

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You have to stay in shape. My …

27 Apr , 2013  

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.

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Are you getting older and wise…

27 Apr , 2013  

Are you getting older and wiser? No, he’s getting older and wider!

Old age jokes

How can you tell that you’re g…

27 Apr , 2013  

How can you tell that you’re getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

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Do you think my skin is starti…

27 Apr , 2013  

Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?””I can’t tell. There are too many wrinkles.”

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Two elderly ladies had been fr…

27 Apr , 2013  

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, “Now don’t get mad at […]

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Seventy-two-year-old Edgar rec…

27 Apr , 2013  

Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said Edgar was doing “fairly well” for his age.A little concerned about that comment, Edgar couldn’t resist asking the doctor, “Do you think I’ll live to be 80?”The doctor asked, “Well, do you smoke or drink beer?””Oh […]

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“Grandma, why don’t you drink …

27 Apr , 2013  

“Grandma, why don’t you drink tea anymore?” “I don’t like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat.”

Old age jokes

An 80-year-old man is having h…

27 Apr , 2013  

An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he replies. “I’ve got an 18-year-old bride who’s pregnant and having my child! Whatdo you think about that?”The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, “Well, let me tell you a story. I know a […]

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My grandma has so many wrinkle…

27 Apr , 2013  

My grandma has so many wrinkles she has to screw her hat on.

Old age jokes

Why is it easy to break in to …

27 Apr , 2013  

Why is it easy to break in to an old man’s house? Because his gait is broken, and his locks are few.