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Why was the restaurant called “Out of this World”? Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.
How many McDonald’s counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there will be at least a twenty minute wait.”Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?”, he says.The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, “What’ll it be?”The man replies, “Give me a Stoli with a twist.”The bartender pauses […]
How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?”Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I’ve just cashed up.”
Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered coffee, and I got the freshest coffee in the world.Friend: I know – I ordered a small steak and got a calf.
Jane’s father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he’d spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the waiter, “Could I have a bag to take the leftovers home for the dog?” “Gosh!” exclaimed Jane, “Are we getting a dog?” […]
“Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?” a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. “What do you mean, ‘two-handed cheese’?’ asked the waiter. “You know, the kind you eat with one hand and hold your nose with the other.”
At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap – but who wants to eat dirt?
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle anda banner that said ‘N I L’. White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymnsto The Great Nullity ,The Blessed Emptiness, and The Big Zero inthe Sky. Morris turned to a […]
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What mustwe do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?” After a long silence, one of the men in attendanceraised his hand and said: “Sin?”
