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Waiter jokes

Waiter! Waiter! This salad is …

22 Sep , 2015  

Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid.Yes, sir. It’s the iceberg lettuce that does it.

Waiter jokes

Waiter, this coffee tastes lik…

22 Sep , 2015  

Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.

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Waiter, there is a frog in my …

22 Sep , 2015  

Waiter, there is a frog in my soup !Don’t worry sir there isn’t enough there to drown him !

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Waiter, can you get rid of thi…

22 Sep , 2015  

Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !I can’t do that sir, he’s not had his main course yet !

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Sir you haven’t touched your c…

22 Sep , 2015  

Sir you haven’t touched your custard.I’m just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !

Waiter jokes

“Waiter!” shouted the furious …

22 Sep , 2015  

“Waiter!” shouted the furious diner, “How dare you serve me this! There’s a damn TWIG in my soup!””My apologies,” said the waiter. “I’ll inform the branch manager.”

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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig c…

22 Sep , 2015  

CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.

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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig s…

22 Sep , 2015  

CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.

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CUSTOMER: How do you make a pi…

22 Sep , 2015  

CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.

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Waiter, there is a mosquito in…

22 Sep , 2015  

Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup !Don’t worry sir, they don’t eat much !

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Waiter, there is a bee in my a…

22 Sep , 2015  

Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup !Yes sir, and I’m sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !

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Q: How many Waiters does it ta…

22 Sep , 2015  

Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb can’t catch a waiters eye