“Waiter ! Have you got frogs’ legs ? ” “No, sir, I always walk this way”

Waiter, I can’t eat this meat, it’s crawling with maggots !Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !

Waiter, Waiter there’s a fly in my ice-cream !Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !

Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ?Skiing sir !

Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?No, madam I wiped it off !

Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup !Don’t worry sir I’ll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !

Waiter, there’s a fly in my custard !I’ll fetch him a spoon sir !

Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad?Not him again, he’s in here every night !

Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak !They don’t seem to care what they eat do they sir !

Waiter, what’s this bug doing waltzing around my table !It’s the band, sir, they are playing his tune !

Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup !Don’t worry sir, he won’t last long in there !

Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !No its not, it’s a piece of dirt that looks like one !