Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?It wanted to play squash.

What’s pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire.

What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.

What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.

What does Dracula say to his victims? It’s been nice gnawing you.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back.

Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business.

One vampire to the other : ” Let’s go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner”!

Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ?It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, ‘Who’s a pretty boy then ?’!

Why does Dracula have no friends?Because he’s a pain in the neck.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare it.

How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.