Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 – 2nd January, 2nd February…!
An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing
Mother: What did you learn in school todaySon: How to write Mother: What did you write?Son: I don’t know, they haven’t taught us how to read yet!
Teacher: This is the third time I’ve had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heavens it’s Friday!
Teacher: Didn’t you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!
Why was the headmaster worried?Because there were too many rulers in school!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?Because his class was so bright!
Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn’t you?Pupil: Not very much!
An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I didn’t do it because I didn’t want to add to your already heavy workload.
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!
