Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!
Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?Son: She took it like a lambTeacher: Really?, what did she say?Son: Baa!
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?He couldn’t control his pupils!
Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I know!
Teacher: I hope I didn’t see you looking at Fred’s test paper.Pupil: I hope you didn’t see me either!
Teacher: You copies from Fred’s exam paper didn’t you?Pupil: How did you know?Teacher: Fred’s paper says “I don’t know” and you have put “Me, neither”!
Teacher, I can’t solve this problem.Any five year old should be able to solve this one.No wonder I can’t do it then, I’m nearly ten!
Teacher: Why can’t you ever answer any of my questions?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn’t be much point in me being here!
Little Monster: I hate my teacher.Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!
Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?Don’t tell me that they haven’t found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!
Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age?Pupil: The sausage!
