An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I didn’t do it because I didn’t want to add to your already heavy workload.
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!
Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: It’s three in the afternoon!
I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didn’t take algebra!
Teacher: Are you good at math?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Yes, I’m no good at math!
Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can’t see!
Teacher: You’re new here aren’t you, what’s your name?Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith
Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today.School Secretary: Who is this?Pupil: This is my father speaking!
Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didn’t, and I have the fish to prove it!
A history jokeTeacher: When was Rome built?Pupil: At night.Teacher: Why did you say that?Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn’t built in a day!
Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn’t know where the Rockies were.Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!
Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!
