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Q.Why did the cookie go to the…

3 Oct , 2009  

Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?A. He was feeling crummy!

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What’s a fresh vegetable? One …

3 Oct , 2009  

What’s a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.

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Did you hear about the two pea…

3 Oct , 2009  

Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods?One was “a-salted.”

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Q: What did one strawberry say…

3 Oct , 2009  

Q: What did one strawberry say to the other?A:”Look at the jam you’ve gotten us into!”

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Q: What do you call a fake noo…

3 Oct , 2009  

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?A: An Impasta.

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What do you call an egg from o…

3 Oct , 2009  

What do you call an egg from outer space?An unidentified flying omelet!

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What’s a doll’s favorite food?…

3 Oct , 2009  

What’s a doll’s favorite food?Barbie-Q!

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Q: What do you call cheese tha…

3 Oct , 2009  

Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?A: Nacho cheese!

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Do you feel like a glass of ca…

3 Oct , 2009  

Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?

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Would you like a duck egg for …

3 Oct , 2009  

Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.

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What vegetable needs a plumber…

3 Oct , 2009  

What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek.

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WIFE: The 2 things I cook best…

3 Oct , 2009  

WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.HUSBAND: Which is this?