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Q.Why did the cookie go to the…

3 Oct , 2009  

Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?A. He was feeling crummy!

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Q: What do you call a fake noo…

3 Oct , 2009  

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?A: An Impasta.

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What do you call an egg from o…

3 Oct , 2009  

What do you call an egg from outer space?An unidentified flying omelet!

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What’s a doll’s favorite food?…

3 Oct , 2009  

What’s a doll’s favorite food?Barbie-Q!

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Q: What do you call cheese tha…

3 Oct , 2009  

Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?A: Nacho cheese!

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What’s a fresh vegetable? One …

3 Oct , 2009  

What’s a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.

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Did you hear about the two pea…

3 Oct , 2009  

Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods?One was “a-salted.”

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Q: What did one strawberry say…

3 Oct , 2009  

Q: What did one strawberry say to the other?A:”Look at the jam you’ve gotten us into!”

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WIFE: The 2 things I cook best…

3 Oct , 2009  

WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.HUSBAND: Which is this?

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WIFE: “You look tired, honey. …

3 Oct , 2009  

WIFE: “You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?”HUSBAND: “No thanks. I’m too tired. Let’s just eat at home.”

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Q: What what can you make from…

3 Oct , 2009  

Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions?A: Tear gas.

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Several women were discussing …

3 Oct , 2009  

Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. “If you’re watching your weight,” came one suggestion, “those diet frozen dinners are good.” The man then added: “But get two. They’re small.”